I cannot ever ever read other people's blogs. Others write about how wonderful their married life is and how excited they are to have their baby and they have those little baby count down things on the side and what do I have on my blog? McDreamy and American Idol! Could I be any more lame? No, I really think not. I was this close (imagine about an inch) from deleting my blog because I honestly have nothing to say other than I AM DEPRESSED! Geez! Can I get a prozac up in here? Maybe a seroquil? Are you impressed by my knowledge of anti-depressants and anti-anxiety meds? I'll throw out a few more for you- Xanex, Ativan, zoloft, gimme gimme.....freak...I gotta start doing something with my life. Do you want to know what my next blog will be about? You guessed it----------------------Zac Efron! Oh, kill me now.
So, here is my conclusion, I will continue to fill my blog with absolutely nothing of consequence because that is all I got and even when I have got something, its still all I got. I will also get one of those baby things on the side. I would say that from the amount of carbohydrates I ate yesterday, my food baby is at about 23 weeks. He will be cute! I really feel it. You all can watch the growth. Next order of business, I will make up a fake husband and he will look just like Zac Efron (I just saw 17 again-yes, please!) and we will be so happy in our little world. Then I will start writing letters to Zac pretending that we are married and ask him to come back (and help with the baby of course) and then I will most likely start a wee bit of stalking outside of his house, send Vanessa a letter with the slight scent of anthrax (over the top?) and then start blogging about my exciting life from the maximum security prison in Hollywood. Paris and Lindsay Lohan can be my cell mates! But they will get out after they spend a night or two, so then Wentworth Miller will be put in with me and he will have the entire blue print of the prison tattooed to his body and we will get out and run away together. HA! Zac who?
Or, I might just stop reading my friends' blogs. I dunno? What do you think my course of action should be?
How come I didn't know you had a blog?! Can my blog play with your blog? Yours is way funnier and more orignal but mine can be fun too :). Please make fun of it all you want! Can't wait to see you in a month.
ReplyDeleteI forbid you to every think about marrying anyone with wanna-be Bama Bangs! I mean, if you want Bama Bangs you gotta go for the real deal!
ReplyDeleteI am totally adding you to my blog list! Email me at meganlyman@gmail.com and I will add you to mine, even though I sent you an invite like forever ago.
You know what I think? I love your blog because you say things like "I'm pretty so I don't care" and it makes me miss you. Because you are pretty and you don't care. :) meheheh...I choose the Zaf Effron/Wentworth Miller life-course action. For you, I choose that. And whaddya mean EVERYONE has a baby counter? Where the freak is MINE???
ReplyDeleteDang it. Zac Efron. Subtract one "f" from my spelling above. F.
ReplyDeleteI didnt even KNOW you had a blog Syd! And dont worry - although it may seem like everyone has stuff going on - I am sure some of them wish they were single with no babies! I love your gushing over boys! It's my fave!!
ReplyDeletesyd you crack me up. how bout i try and set you up with adam lambert?...anybody is better than zac efron! ha, ha!
ReplyDeleteI've been cheeking my post partum zoloft (don't tell my husband) and I offer it to the cause. And by cheeking I mean just not taking it, so it doesn't have spit and nasty all over it, 'cause that would be sick. Oh yeah, that's how exciting my life is. But my baby is pretty damn cute, so that's something. Oh, and I've taken up swearing again.
ReplyDeleteHA HA -- keep your blog how it is! It is you and that is why people start them. I like seeing what you are up to -- plus, who cares about conforming to what "other people" are doing, right!?! I'm excited you are coming up to be closer to me... I mean, for school. Playing is a MUST! Love you girl!
ReplyDeleteoh my gosh you kill me! Im so happy you have a blog. Now I have something to do with all my extra free time....read your hilarious blog! oh I miss you!
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