This year I thought I would document my new year's resolutions because I always forget what I said I was going to do. Now, I know you all will think, "YES! Now that is a resolution!" And work towards being more of what I will be by the time 2011 is over....
1. Win Publisher's Clearing House. I am Mormon so the whole gambling lottery thing is out of the question, but something HAS got to give here, people. I owe Obama so much money and he never told me about this whole paying him back thing...
2. Perfect my Scottish accent. I can pretty much pass for British so it is time to move forward to another part of that world.
3. Become a natural blonde. I am sick of this whole getting my hair done every 8 weeks. Time to change that business.
4. Stop spilling orange juice on top of my head. I have pictures and a story for a later post.
5. Shoot a man in Reno, just to watch him die. I keep singing about, so I think I better do it otherwise everyone might start to think I am lying.
6. No split ends in 2010.......doesn't sound as good as 2011.
7. Find that unicorn again. I swear we saw a white unicorn frollicking in the hills this summer.
8. Eat more donuts. Nuff said.
9. Graduate from school. This one is serious. Sorry.
10. Wear my sweatpants more often. I welcomed a new pair from Yale this year. I might purchase some U sweats.....still thinking about it.
11. Become a Samuari master. Can totally happen.
Yep, I have some lofty aspirations for 2011.
All I can say is I hope you accomplish your goals and I hate you British accent.
ReplyDeleteHeeeheeee...I love you for splitting my funny insides. :)
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